Friday, January 14, 2022

Chapter One Trades

I was not planning to make any deals prior to Opening Day, but when opportunity knocks, you have to answer the door. After signing Matz, we were still roughly 105 innings short in our starting rotation, and 117 innings short overall. This was not a devastating problem, obviously, because we felt we could either trade for those innings or plug the gap with some unsavory free agents.

Team Sylvester then came calling, offering both Trevor Bauer and Salvador Perez. Bauer (108 IP in MLB) would have perfectly fit those missing innings, and Perez would have filled a gaping hole behind the plate. Perez would also solve another problem that we can't help but notice about our lineup: it is extremely left-handed. Even against left-handed pitching, our lineup is far too left-handed. Perez, with his 50+ homer right-handed power, would have fit better than perhaps anyone else in the game. The problem was the Team Sylvester wanted Adley Rutschman in return. And that is a non-starter.

With Perez off the table, I inquired about Bauer and reliever Jonathan Loaisiga. In the end, a deal was struck: Bauer and a farm guy (who will be released) in exchange for Henry Davis and our last draft pick. Davis' Cowtippers career lasted about as long as I suspected it would when we acquired him. He served his purpose.

Although Bauer was a good fit, there was a better one. So, I reached out to Flagstaff's new owner, Greg Newgard, and gave him an offer he couldn't refuse. In exchange for Bauer and our top-rated prospect, Austin Martin, we received Lance Lynn and a draft pick in return. That pick was then used to select the only catcher currently on our 35-man roster, Austin Nola.

In the end, we traded Henry Davis and Austin Martin for Lynn -- which is the same trade offer we made to Billy Baseball when he owned the franchise.

We prefer Lynn to Bauer for a few reasons. Lynn is a better fit for our ballpark. We estimated that Bauer's slugging allowed would have been about 26 points higher in Salem. It isn't a deal-breaker, and we could have lived with it, but Lynn is simply a better fit. Lynn also has better-balanced splits than Bauer -- not that that would have been a deal-breaker, either. The biggest advantage to Lynn is that he is signed through 2023 at a reasonable salary, whereas Bauer is very unlikely to pitch in MLB this season.

Our entire pitching staff is now complete:

Starting rotation:

  • Lance Lynn: 157-123-18-45-176, 677/553 splits
  • Luis Garcia: 155-133-19-50-167, 827/548
  • Steven Matz: 151-158-18-43-144, 720/727
  • Jon Gray: 149-140-21-58-157, 730/753
  • Framber Valdez: 135-110-12-58-125, 717/626
  • Shohei Ohtani: 130-98-15-44-156, 733/536
  • Ranger Suarez: 106-73-4-33-107, 311/600
Bullpen:
  • Ryan Tepera: 61-35-4-19-74, 429/559
  • David Bednar: 61-40-5-19-77, 531/611
  • Joe Kelly: 44-28-3-15-50, 555/535
  • Dominic Leone: 54-37-2-22-50, 501/580
  • Jake McGee: 60-44-7-10-58, 496/593
  • Gregory Soto: 64-46-7-40-76, 495/696
  • Luis Garcia: 33-25-2-8-34, 864/367
Our rotation includes three lefties and four righties. Our bullpen includes five righties and two lefties. We can also use Suarez as a swing man -- which seems like the best way to use him. This is at least a division-winning pitching rotation. Of course, we thought the same a year ago, and look what happened.

Wednesday, January 12, 2022

2022 Preseason Diary: Auction Prep

Cutdown Day is over, and the final list of free agents is now set in stone. We have $37.3 million (third-most in the BDBL) to spend on 16 players. Our needs are:

  • 2 catchers
  • 2 starting pitchers
  • First baseman
  • At least one outfielder
Our wants are:
  • A lights-out closer
  • One more outfielder
  • A shortstop vs. lefties
Let's take it position-by-position.

First Base

There are several players we are targeting at the moment. At the very top of our Christmas list is Brandon Belt. He had an absolutely phenomenal year in a ballpark that is extremely tough on left-handers like himself. Put him in our park, and I estimate his slugging percentage would be well over 130 points higher than the .597 average he posted last year.

There are a few problems with Belt, however. First, he is guaranteed to cost at least $6 million, and more likely closer to $7 million. That makes him a Type H player, which guarantees that he'll be paid $7 or $8 million in 2024, which he would be playing at age 35. Second, the guy is constantly injured. In eleven big league seasons, he has managed to reach 500 PA's four times. Third, he had only 381 PA's last year, which means he would have just 419 PA's of usage. Which means we would need to draft another first baseman in addition to him.

I plan to throw $7 million at him and see if it sticks. The problem is that Belt is scheduled to land in the fifth auction lot, and the man that I would want if I don't get Belt is in Lot #4. That man is Yulieski Gurriel. I think teams may shy away from Gurriel because of his age (37), so there is a chance he could fetch less than Belt. Then again, a year ago, 40-year-old Nelson Cruz fetched $7.5 million in the auction, so who knows what the crazy people in this league will do.

If only Belt still played in the outfield, the decision would be easy: draft both! Unfortunately, both men are only rated at first base. In fact, if/when the National League adopts the DH, Belt may end up playing that "position" full-time, leaving us with a very expensive DH for the next two years -- a position already filled by Shohei Ohtani.

Right now, the strategy is to place a $6 million bid on Gurriel. If we get it, great. If not, we go all-in on Belt. If that falls through, then we are mostly screwed. Depending on the pending decision by the Auction Committee, Mark Canha may be available in the draft. If not, Ji-Man Choi will be there. We have the #3 pick in every round, so the worst-case scenario would be to use that pick on one of those two. It wouldn't be ideal, but we could live with it.

Starting Pitching

We need over 380 more innings to fill our starting rotation, which means we need to add two starters just to have enough innings to get through this season (barring trade.) Unfortunately, there aren't many options to choose from. We are looking at one of the weakest pools of starting pitching in league history. This gives us a few options:

Option #1: Go all-in for the best pitchers available. We will take a pass on the 40-year-old Adam Wainwright (although we'll throw a decent bid at him, just in case.) Gerrit Cole and Clayton Kershaw are very likely to be overpriced, so we'll pass on them as well. That leaves Nathan Eovaldi as our top choice. Not only is he a great fit in our ballpark, but I think he will retain good value going forward. The problem is that I estimate it would take $9 million or more to win the bidding on him, given the dearth of quality innings in this draft class.

Option #2: Fill our rotation with mediocre arms and rely heavily on our bullpen. Sonny Gray would be our next logical choice after Eovaldi. Not only would he be a good fit in terms of our ballpark and the innings we need, but we would have the top tie-breaker on him. Steven Matz seems like a decent bet to fill innings this year and have some value over the '23-'24 seasons as well. In a normal year, we could probably sign both pitchers for around $6 million each. This year, that seems doubtful.

Option #3: There is no real appetizing option after the first two. There are only 23 starting pitchers with an adjusted OPS below .800 in this draft, and roughly half of them have fewer than 150 innings pitched. We could try to piecmeal together 380 innings by signing/drafting Ranger Suarez (106 IP, estimated $6M), Carlos Hernandez (85, $5M), and Corey Kluber (80, $5M). This would cost us $16 million -- roughly the same amount that Options 1 and 2 would cost -- but leave us 70 innings short.

These decisions will ultimately have to be made on the fly, as they are entirely dependent on this market. Of course, it all depends on Jeff Paulson as well. He is drafting two picks ahead of me throughout the entire draft, and is very likely to target someone like Hernandez with that third-round pick.

Outfield

There are only a few options that I consider to be palatable here. If Canha is available in the draft, we might be able to snag him with pick #3 in the third round. He would be a perfect fit for Salem. If only we had known Cleveland was planning to cut him, we would have gladly offered some trinket for him and solved one of our glaring issues. Hindsight is 20/20.

Out of all the free agent outfielders, Ketel Marte would be our #1 choice. He's young (28), he has a great track record, he plays the infield as well as the outfield, and I think he'll come more cheaply than expected, since he posted only 374 PA's last year. We could probably go as high as $7 million on him if needed, but I'm not crazy about that price.

The other option would be a combination of Tony Kemp (397 PA, .900 aOPS) and Kevin Kiermaier (390, .817). There really is no full-time outfield option available that makes sense for us, so piecemeal is the way to go. Both Kemp and Kiermaier are lefties, so we'd need to find righty platoon partners for them -- which is usally pretty easy to do.

The nice part about Kemp and Marte is that, because they are rated at second base, we could move Trea Turner over to short and solve our shortstop platoon problem against lefties.

Closer

I would really like to build a world-class bullpen this year. I think we're well on our way to doing so, but adding another arm would seal that deal. My top choice would be Blake Treinen, but I know that he will be a Type H, and we have a club policy never to sign a reliever to a Type H contract. Fortunately, there are about 10,000 other closer-worthy relievers on the market this year. All we need to do is throw a $5M bid on each of them, and we're bound to get one, eventually.

The riskier move would be to wait until the very end and hope to get one at a dirt-cheap price. I'm willing to bet that move would pay off big-time, in theory, but I'm nowhere near ready to put my fake money where my mouth is.

Catcher

I saved the least-important for last. The catching market is completely barren this year. There is only one catcher (Yan Gomes) in the auction and: a) he can't hit righties, and b) he's one of the most error-prone catchers in the league. No, thanks. I'll pass without even placing a bid. (Okay, maybe $1M.)

We've identified two others who would make a good platoon: Zack Collins (231 PA, .710 vs. RH) and Austin Nola (194, .821 vs. LH). The problem is that they don't combine for enough usage to make a full catcher, and would likely cost us two $3M picks just to fill that position.

What we will end up doing, more than likely, is scrapping the entire position and filling it with a couple of $100K picks. Adley Rutschman cannot get here soon enough.

2022 Preseason Diary: The Scherzer Trade

In my last diary entry, I highlighted four holes that will need to be filled this offseason in order for us to field a competitive team in 2022. After looking over our roster once more, I found several more that are fairly significant:

Hole #5: A third starting pitcher

My assumption, up until recently, was that we would only need to add two more mid-rotation inning-eating arms to our rotation. With Scherzer, we were 361 innings short of having a full starting rotation (six innings times 160 games.) After looking at the available free agent pitchers, it became painfullly obvious that adding only two pitchers would not suffice. There simply aren't enough free agents available with that number of innings in MLB '21.

Hole #6: A shortstop against left-handers

Brandon Crawford hit just .244/.300/.422 against lefties in MLB. It wouldn't kill us to start him against southpaws, but he certainly wouldn't be an asset. If we plan to be a competitive team in '22, we probably shouldn't head into the season with three potential liabilities in our lineup.

Hole #7: Shohei Ohtani

Despite his likely defensive liability, we have Ohtani penciled into our lineup against both lefties and righties. The problem is that we also plan to use him as a starting pitcher. That is roughly 24 games this season. On those 24 occasions, who will take Ohtani's place in the outfield? As it stands, we have Yadiel Hernandez with a little over 100 PA's in usage against lefties. Against right-handers, we would have only one viable outfielder, Andrew Benintendi. The problem is that he isn't much (.264/.318/.437) with the bat. This leaves us with a mostly-empty outfield against right-handers!

In addition to these glaring holes, there are also some "nice to have" items on our Christmas shopping list, including a shut-down closer, a decent-hitting catcher, and a backup infielder.

With Scherzer, we had $20.1 million left to spend on 13 players. We decided on a budget of:

  • Steven Matz: $6M
  • Brandon Belt: $6M
  • Another SP: $3M
  • Yet another SP: $2M
  • Catcher: $1M
  • Backup catcher: $500K
  • Shortstop vs. LH: $100K
  • One more reliever: $100K
  • Four scrubs: $400K
The problem here is that we're spending $20.1 million to fill a bunch of holes with a lot of below-average players. And this is the best-case scenario! The odds of signing both Matz and Belt to $6M each are astronomically-low -- especially given the "X-factor" of Billy Romaniello throwing money around like Robert Deniro in Goodfellas.

After realizing that this wasn't a very good plan, I began to wonder what our budget would look like if you removed Max Scherzer's $15.5 million salary from the equation. Our spending budget would balloon to $35.5 million! Which would make our auction/draft budget look something like this:

  • Steven Matz: $6M
  • Brandon Belt: $6M
  • A.J. Pollock: $7M
  • Another starter: $5M
  • Yet another starter: $2M
  • Catcher: $3M
  • Backup catcher: $500K
  • SS vs. LH: $500K
  • Top-notch closer: $5M
  • Four scrubs: $400K
Wow! What a difference! I plugged Pollock in there at $7M, just to show the quality of the type of player we could add for that kind of money. I really would not want to sign Pollock at that price, but he would be an excellent fit for us. Instead of spending $5 million on two starting pitchers, we could spend $7 million on two. The difference in quality there would be substantial. Likewise, we could add an actual closer to the bullpen, which would push all of our other relievers down a notch. And we would have a much better catcher at $3 million than $1M.

There is no doubt that we would have a much better, much deeper, team without Scherzer. We placed him on the block, and after a week or so, made an offer to the Ravenswood Infidels: Luis Garcia and Henry Davis for Scherzer. Ravenswood GM Brian Potrafka asked us to throw in Matt Wisler, and we sealed the deal.

There is no doubt we downgraded our rotation. In fact, we probably just gave away the OL Cy Young award winner (unless the league decides to unjustly reward Gerrit Cole yet again.) Our franchise's philosophy, since the very beginning, has been to feature a strong starting rotation. That philosophy ended with last season's debacle. It's time to try something new.

Garcia has some serious split issues (827/548), which will cause problems against the many BDBL teams that like to fill their lineups with lefties against such pitchers. Garcia will likely face twice as many lefties in the BDBL this season as he did in MLB. But that's okay. He has 170 innings of usage, and absolutely dominates right-handers. There is some good value there, if we use him correctly.

Davis is a guy we don't really "need" thanks to the presence of Adley Rutschman on our roster. He can serve us in one of two ways. First, although scouts praise his arm strength, there are many legitimate questions about his blocking, game-calling, and framing skills behind the plate. It's quite likely that he will move to another position over the next year or two, and we could use a power-hitting first baseman or corner outfielder. Second, he could become very valuable trade bait -- which is something we lack at this point.

Normally, I like to stay as far away from the auction as possible. It has been many years since we had this much money to spend, but this auction class does not look as though it is worth the money. As with every auction class, it is filled with aging veterans who are unlikely to be worthy of their salaries a year from now. The last thing we want to do is handcuff our 2023 and 2024 teams for a one-year-only benefit.

Thankfully, Doyle is gone, so the auction's greatest wildcard is now a relic of the past. Unfortunately, he's been replaced by Billy Baseball, who is an even greater wildcard. Billy has told me that he plans to build around the tiny core of players that Doyle left for him, and he has a ton of money to do so. The last thing Billy should be doing is blowing money on aging veterans in this auction/draft, but it appears that is his plan.

2022 Preseason Diary: Where We Stand on December 1st

My primary objective this winter was to get rid of Jose Altuve's salary, which we did before the '21 season ended. Doing so gives us roughly $20 million to spend this winter, with four major holes on our roster:

Hole #1: Starting Pitching

This past year, we tried the strategy of building a world-class starting rotation filled with all-stars and Cy Young candidates. Needless to say, that strategy failed miserably. I can't help but notice the success of teams like the Great Lakes Sphinx, who consistently win 90+ games per year despite having mediocre -- at best -- rotations. The key is having a great bullpen. You could make a great argument that our bullpen won the 2019 championship for us. I'd like to get back to that place in '22.

Rather than throw a bunch of money at ace starting pitching this winter, I think that we will fill our 360-inning void with two serviceable inning-eaters instead. After his recent signing with the St. Louis Cardinals (who seem to have the Midas touch with pitchers), we feel that Steven Matz would be a perfect fit this winter. I don't think he will be expensive to acquire, but I've been very wrong about that before.

Hole #2: First Base

There are several free agent options to fill this hole, which would solve our 2022 problem nicely. The problem is that all of those options involve future risk on aging veterans pushing age forty. Joey Votto (age 37, .266/.375/.563) would be a tremendous asset against right-handers, but he would be an extremely expensive platoon player. He would likely cost around $7 million to sign, which means a guaranteed $15 million in 2023 and 2024. No, thanks.

Yuli Gurriel (age 38, .319/.383/.462) would also solve our problem this year, and doesn't have the platoon issues that Votto has. But again, he would cost around $6-$7 million, and has a very inconsistent track record.

C.J. Cron (age 29, .281/.375/.530) is practically a kid compared to those other two, but he comes with the Coors Field Factor. Deflate those numbers by 20-percent and suddenly he's rather useless. At the other end of the spectrum is Brandon Belt (age 33, .274/.378/.597), who plays in a drastic pitcher's park in MLB, and would be a perfect fit for us...but he had only 381 PA's.

Those are the only real free agent options, although some semi-useful platoon players like Ji-Man Choi will be available in the draft. As far as trading goes, we reached out to the new Allentown owner to see if he would be willing to move Matt Olson. He shot down that idea before even hearing an offer.

Chicago has placed Anthony Rizzo on the Selling block, but he is far too expensive for a platoon player, and comes with ballpark-factor baggage as well. We briefly spoke to Chicago about Tyler Stephenson, but those talks ended abruptly. Likewise, we made inquiries to Kansas about Max Muncy, but as usual, the asking price was far too steep.

South Loop would seem to be the ideal trading partner, as they own both Freddie Freeman and Jose Abreu. Unfortunately, their owner is impossible to deal with.

Where does that leave us? Probably Band-Aid mode. A patch here, a patch there, and we'll somehow patch together a first baseman when all is said and done.

Hole #3: Catcher

It really would be nice if the Baltimore Orioles would stop dicking around and just promote Adley Rutschman to the big leagues like he deserves. Instead, we have to wait for them to finish playing their little games with his service time. It's absolutely ridiculous that snot-nosed 19-year-old Wander F'ing Franco is mature and experienced enough to get a full-time MLB gig (with a multi-billion-dollar contract), but the 23-year-old Rutschman has to wait yet another year to get his shot.

In any case...Yan Gomes (890/634 splits in only 375 PA's) may be the only catcher in the auction, and I wouldn't want him, anyway. On the trading side, there aren't many palatable options. The catching position this year is a bit of a wasteland, so we're hardly the only team in this position.

We did reach out to Bobby Sylvester of the Highland Freedom to see if he wants to do something crazy by trading Salvador Perez. You never know. It doesn't hurt to ask!

Hole #4: Right Field vs. Right-handers

Regardless of whether Diamond Mind gives Shohei Ohtani a rating in the outfield, we would be insane not to play him there. He will kill us with his defense -- again -- but his bat simply has to be in the lineup. Unfortunately, so does Andrew Benitendi's bat. He isn't great, but we're paying him too much to sit, and we need the warm body to fill that spot against lefties and righties. Ramon Laureano can't hit righties, and is limited in playing time overall, but he can fill the void against lefties.

That leaves one glaring hole for us in the outfield against right-handed pitchers. There are so many decent options in the auction that we are bound to get one for a decent price. The best of the lot is A.J. Pollock (872/902 splits), who is coming off a career year at age 33. In other words, it is the worst time possible to buy A.J. Pollock.

The Budget, As It Stands

A lot can happen from now until January, but if the auction were to begin today, here is a rough outline of what our budget would look like:

Steven Matz: $6M
Brandon Belt: $6M
Starting Pitcher: $3M
RF vs. RH: $3M
Two catchers: $1M
Seven scrubs: $700K

That would be $19.7 million, total, which is under our $20.2 million budget. The problem is that if we execute this budget perfectly, we're left with a team that isn't nearly good enough. We're going to need a little good fortune to fall in our lap over the next four weeks or it will be another long season.

2022 Preseason Diary: The Auction

January 1: 

It's the first day of the auction, and already we are faced with a dilemma. We have $5 million budgeted for a reliever. Our one pressing need is a right-handed reliever who dominates righties, while keeping lefties in check. There are two pitchers in this auction that fit this criteria better than most: Kenley Jansen and Scott Barlow.

Jansen is 34 years old. Las Vegas has the tie-breaker on him. There is no reason on God's green earth for Johnny Bo to pay $5 million for a reliever, given his team's situation, but he has a crazy amount of money to spend. It seems highly-plausible that he goes the max on Jansen before Type H kicks in -- and no one in his right mind would go Type H.

That leaves Barlow, who just happens to be in Lot #1. Cleveland currently owns the high bid at $3.5M, and we're only a few hours into the auction. No one owns the ultimate tie-breaker on Barlow, but the Rocks just barely edged us for the tie-breaker on wins.

Would Mike Stein go all-in on a middle reliever at $5M this early in the auction? If he does, could we get Jansen? If not, what's our backup plan? Already, this auction is stressing me out, and it just began!

January 2:

Barlow's price is now $4.5 million, and is almost certain to reach $5M by tomorrow night when his auction ends. We will pass, and hope that one of the many other relievers falls to us at $5M or below. Meanwhile, I can't help but notice how shitty these lots are arranged. It is hard to imagine a way that they could be ordered more poorly from my perspective.

The first basemen that I want to sign are: Brandon Belt, Yuli Gurriel, and Mark Canha. In that order. Unfortunately, they are available in reverse order in this auction. Canha is in Lot #3, Gurriel in Lot #9, and Belt in Lot #10. This creates a massive dilemma. If we win the bid on Canha, we can move him to the outfield. No big deal. If we win the bid on Gurriel, then we can't possibly bid on Belt -- which would be an absolute shame, as he will be a BEAST this year. If we gamble by waiting for Belt, and our $7 million bid isn't enough, then we're absolutely screwed at the first base position.

We see the same type of dilemma, to a lesser extent, among the starting pitchers. Ranger Suarez is our #1 target, and he appears in Lot #5. We plan to bid $7 million for him, but what if we don't get him? Eduardo Rodriguez would be our second choice, but he's in Lot #2. Sonny Gray would be choice number three, but he's in Lot #4.

Nathan Eovaldi is also in Lot #4. He would be our actual first choice, but I assume he'll be too expensive. But what if he's not? What if we submit a bid of $9 million, and it sticks? Placing an emergency backup bid on Gray would be the wise thing to do, but if -- as we expect -- the last bid on Eovaldi isn't made within seconds of 10:00, then there won't be time to do so.

Ah, the frustration and pressure of the auction. Isn't it wonderful?

January 3:

My primary goal in this auction is to sign undervalued players who will perform better than their MLB numbers suggest, who won't cost as much as the top-tier players, and who will have good value over the next two years. Eduardo Rodriguez fits this description better than anyone in this year's auction class.

I have projected that Rodriguez's ERA in the BDBL this year will be at least 1.5 runs lower than the 4.74 ERA he posted in MLB. I also believe that he will be a good bet going forward, given the contract he just signed with Detroit.

I placed a $6 million bid on E-Rod, in the belief that no one would ever bid higher for a pitcher with only 157 innings pitched and a 4.74 ERA. I figured if someone were foolish enough to do so, then have at it. As of mid-afternoon yesterday, the bid for E-Rod stood at just $4 million, and I was feeling very confident that I would sign him.

Then came the text: "You've been outbid."

I wrote in my Draft Preview last week that there was one "fly in the ointment" this winter, and it was Billy T. Baseball. Boy, did that statement ever prove prescient. Billy only has $19 million to spend, and he needs almost an entire pitching staff and half a lineup. He has no business bidding $6 million on any one player -- especially a pitcher with only 157 innings. But Billy being Billy, he went ahead and did it anyway.

Don't get me wrong. Rodriguez is a good pickup for the Blazers. He gives them a few quality innings this year, and will be a reasonably-priced asset next year. He will perform especially well in their home ballpark. But here's the thing...I seriously doubt Billy knew any of this when he placed that $7 million bid on Rodriguez. I seriously doubt he has ever heard of FIP or WAR or BABIP. I seriously doubt he has performed the calculations to adjust for ballpark factors. I think he just saw that I was winning the bid on E-Rod and decided to take over Jim Doyle's position as BDBL Gadfly.

This isn't the end of the world. The auction is still young, and there are still many worthy pitchers to bid on. I have learned my lesson, however, and will not bid on anyone (that I really want) until the last remaining seconds of his auction.

The farm draft was yet another source of incredible aggravation this year. Normally, it is highly unusual for someone to take the next player on my farm list, as we all seem to have different opinions and goals when it comes to building a farm team. Especially in the later rounds of the draft, it is very rare when someone "steals my guy." This year, it happened in every round.

I was debating between taking Yoshinobu Yamamoto and Brock Wilken in Round One when Team Sylvester made that decision for me by taking Yamamoto with the pick just before mine. In Round Two, I patiently waited to draft James Wood, in the mistaken belief that the rest of the league had forgotten about him. Two picks before mine, Niagara took him. My second choice, Colson Montgomery, was then snatched by Team Sylvester, leaving me scrambling to find a third choice. In Round Three, I assumed that no one -- NO ONE -- had their eye on 15-year-old Cuban Brandon Mayea. But Team Sylvester, once again, snatched him away with the pick just ahead of mine.

With no one of any real interest remaining on my draft list, I traded the pick to Myrtle Beach in exchange for their first $100K pick. Hopefully it comes in handy. If not, we sacrificed nothing.

January 4:

The auctions for four of the five players last night ended with a whimper. Not a single last-seconds "snipe" happened, and all four players were won at the same bid that showed at the start of the day. This is the first time in memory that has happened. Maybe this is a new trend, or maybe it's an anomaly. Time will tell. One thing is for sure: the league just handed Akron the Ozzie League title.

I placed $5 million bids on three players: Mark Canha, Avisail Garcia, and Kenley Jansen. I also placed a $9 million bid on Nathan Eovaldi. My bid for Eovaldi is already topped, and I don't think I will go any higher. My bid for Jansen was topped as well, as Charlotte has decided to go "Type H" on a reliever in this auction. I have no interest in doing so, so I will move on to the next of the dozen closers available in this auction.

January 5:

As soon as I placed the bid on Avisail Garcia, I instantly regretted it. His error rate would drive me absolutely insane. After last year's error-filled debacle, I'd like to do everything I can to avoid that this year. Luckily, Mike Stein (and then Bart Chinn) bailed me out of that bid.

It turned out that two people in the league actually thought E-Rod was worthy of a Type H salary, so I don't feel so bad about missing out on him anymore. Best of all, Billy Baseball is now down to $12.5 million with 19 spots left to fill. You would think that would mean he's no longer a problem, but I've been wrong before.

The new "fly in the BDBL ointment" is Mike Stein. The dude has Elon Musk money and is a complete and total wildcard when it comes to spending it. No one knows how he will bid on any given day -- least of all, Stein himself! As I type, he has a winning $7 million bid on Chris Sale. Let's hope that sticks, so at least he'll have a little less to work with.

One thing is for certain, given the bidding that took place yesterday: our odds of signing Ketel Marte went from slim to none. If there was a bidding war over A.J. Pollock, resulting in an outrageous salary of $7.5 million, then what on earth will happen to Marte? We now know that Ravenswood is willing to spend $7.5 million for an outfielder, and the pickings are now slimmer than ever. And guess who owns the ultimate tie-breaker on Marte? Yep. Mike Stein.

It is looking more and more likely that we will have to fill our outfield in the draft portion of this winter signing period. Other than Marte, Tony Kemp is the only outfielder on the board who interests me. I have no idea how much it would take to sign him, but you wouldn't think it would be much.

We're currently winning the bid on Mark Canha at $4 million, but the rub is that Mike Stein is the one driving up his price! Stein, just as a reminder, RELEASED Canha a couple of weeks ago. He could have kept him at $5 million, but instead, tossed him away...and is now willing to pay $4 million for him. Nothing about that makes a lick of sense, but that's what we're dealing with in this auction.

There are two players that I want in this auction so badly that I'm willing to overpay: Ranger Suarez and Brandon Belt. We're currently winning the bid on Suarez at $5.5 million, and I'm willing to go as high as $7M. Belt won't be up for auction until the very last day. I'm already experiencing heart palpitations over that one.

January 6:

The league is having a good laugh at my expense over the fact that I went "Type H" on Mark Canha. But here's the thing: I'm actually happy with that signing. Sure, it would have been nice to sign him for $5 million, but I had originally allocated $6 million for that slot, so I'm getting him below what I had budgeted.

Canha is an excellent fit for our roster in several ways. First, he gives us defensive flexibility, as he is rated at first base and all three outfield positions. We have a hole at first base and another in the outfield. Canha fills both. He also allieviates some of the pressure to sign a first baseman. We can now wait until the last day of the auction to bid on Brandon Belt without worrying about filling that position if we don't win that bid.

I estimate that Canha's slugging percentage will be roughly 45 points higher in the BDBL this year than it was in MLB, due to ballpark factors. That puts his OPS just under .800, which makes him as valuable offensively as Avisail Garcia, who also went for $5.5 million.

Going forward, there is no reason to believe that Canha won't be worthy of his $5.5M/$6.5M salary. He has been an above-average player for four straight years, and is only 33 years old. The New York Mets just signed him to a two-year, $26.5 million contract, so we aren't alone in betting on Canha's future.

As I type, we own the winning bid on Sonny Gray at $5.5 million. His auction ends tonight. Our bid is $6.5 million, so if we get him at or below that amount, I'll be happy. Tomorrow, we will find out if we win the bid on Ranger Suarez. We currently own the top bid at $5.5 million, and our top bid is $7.5 million. If we get both Gray and Suarez, I will consider this auction to be a success. If we get Belt in addition to those two, it will be a tremendous success.

January 7:

Evidently, I was completely delusional in thinking that I might be able to sign Ranger Suarez this winter. The bidding for his 105 innings is now at $9 million, and there are still 13 hours left in his auction. We are, for all intents and purposes, completely screwed.

I need to fill 570 innings in my starting rotation, and the options are all completely nauseating. 40-year-old Adam Wainwright is the best option in terms of 2022 performance, but I'm guessing, with the way this auction is going, that he will cost eight digits. If my goal is to throw away my franchise's future in order to "go for broke" in '22, then Wainwright would be my guy.

After that, we have a cluster of mid-rotation inning-eaters, all of whom share the same characteristics: early-30's, mostly left-handed, unfavorable ballpark factors, 140-180 innings of usage. This group includes Steven Matz, Marcus Stroman, Alex Wood, and Sean Manaea. I don't really want any of them. Of the lot, I would prefer Matz, but the idea of paying $7 million for him (which seems to be the going rate this winter) makes me sick to my stomach.

The problem is that if we pass on that entire group, we're left with some extremely unsavory options. In the auction, we're left with Clayton Kershaw (who will go for an outrageous sum and may never pitch again), 42-year-old Rich Hill, and a steeply-declining Madison Bumgarner. I don't want any of them on my roster.

That forces us to fill 570 innings in the draft. There are two decent pitchers for '22 (Carlos Hernandez and Corey Kluber) who have 80-85 innings each. Tyler Alexander has 106 innings. If we were somehow able to draft all three (which is an absolutely absurd possibility), we would still have 270 innings to fill! We would be forced to draft inning-eaters like J.A. Happ (152+ IP, 5.45 CERA) just to get by. At that point, what would be the point of any of this? We wouldn't be competing this year, so why bother?

For the first time in my BDBL career, I am at a complete loss. I don't know what to do.

January 8:

We passed Plans B, C, D, E, and F a long time ago, and our backs are up against the wall. Our last remaining hope for filling in SOME of the missing holes in our starting rotation rested with Marcus Stroman. Stroman would hardly be our first choice, and hasn't even been mentioned here before because of that, but he belongs to the same cluster of pitchers as Sonny Gray, Adam Wainwright, and Alex Wood. We expect all four of those pitchers to perform relatively equally this coming season. Of the four, we preferred Gray, who went for $7.5 million -- far above what we were willing to pay for him. We were hoping to sneak Stroman through the back door, now that every other team in the league has seemingly exhausted their funds. Or so we thought.

Late yesterday afternoon, the bidding for Stroman -- whose auction doesn't even end until Sunday night -- reached $8 million. That is simply insane. Our last viable option for innings collapsed in that moment, and we were staring at the very real possibility that we would walk away from this auction without a single starting pitcher.

In that moment, I asked: "How can we fix this?" How can I walk away from this auction feeling good about it? The answer, of course, was Ranger Suarez. He was the guy we targeted from day one. Never in a million years would I have imagined that we'd have to pay $9 million or more for him, but the situation is what it is. You can't fight reality.

In the final seconds before 10:00pm, I placed a $10.5 million bid on Suarez, fulling expecting Highland (or Chicago, for that matter) to top it. Instead, the 10:00 hour came and went with Salem winning the bid at a salary of $9 million.

I still have a whopping 270 innings to fill, but having Suarez at the very top of our rotation eases the pressure quite a lot. Inning-for-inning, he was the best pitcher in this draft class, and we got him. Now, the question is: what to do with him?

We have two options. We could either go after old-timers Rich Hill (whose auction we're currently winning) and Adam Wainwright to fill those 270 innings, and then use Suarez as a major multi-innings weapon out of the bullpen. Or we could punt the issue entirely, fill in the innings through trade later in the season, and go all-in on offense.

It all depends on Hill. If we win that bid, then we have to decide which direction we will go at first base: Yuli Gurriel or Brandon Belt. Obviously, Belt would be the first choice, but we may not have enough funding to afford him. We definitely do not have enough funding to afford Belt, Hill, AND Ketel Marte -- whose bid is already at $8 million, despite the fact that he isn't even showing up on the main page yet.

January 10:

We have nine teams ahead of us in the auction tiebreaker, and all nine teams appear to be hell-bent on bidding $5 million on each and every player in this auction, forcing us to go Type H if we want any of them. I have mixed feelings about losing last night's bid on Rich Hill. On the one hand, we could have really used his 175 innings of usage. On the other hand...it's Rich Hill. That bid was won by Johnny Bo, who appears to be hell-bent on filling his roster with warm bodies yet again. Lather, rinse, repeat in Vegas for the 24th year in a row.

So, now we either fill that missing spot in our rotation with Steven Matz -- the guy we targeted at the very beginning of this process -- or we leave it unfilled and go after others. If we opt for the latter, then we'll need to get very creative. Matz is a mediocre pitcher this year, and is a high-risk keeper at more than $5 million over the next two years. If you told me I could sign him for $5 million -- or even $6M -- I might do it. The way this auction is going, he will likely fetch $9 million.

Dylan Floro is the reliever we need to have, based on his numbers against right-handers. He is the missing piece we desperately need. If we don't get him, we're screwed. But I'm not bidding more than $5 million on him. What are the odds that none of the nine teams ahead of us bids $5 million? Practically zilch. Floro is in the very last lot, which means we will be forced to plug that hole in the draft if it comes to that.

The most pressing issue, and the source of a tremendous amount of angst and stress since the beginning of this auction is the first base question. Do we go with Gurriel or Belt? Jeff Paulson, one of the Nine, has already forced a Type H bid on the 37-year-old Gurriel. There is no question that Gurriel would be the better fit for us for the regular season. He has full-time usage. He is good against both lefties and righties. He has a Vg range rating at first base, which we desperately need in our infield, along with a low error rating. He is the perfect fit for us. For the regular season.

For a short playoff series, Belt is without question the better option. If he were a full-time player, he would win the MVP and Babe Ruth awards this year. He posted an OPS above 1.000 against right-handers in the most pitcher-friendly ballpark in baseball. According to my calculations, his slugging percentage would be more than 130 points higher in our park.

Akron has already taken Belt Type H as well. He's sitting at $5.5 million, which tells me I'm not the only one targeting him in this auction. Akron has $14 million to spend, and no holes in their roster to fill, so they can pretty much add anyone they want. Still, their bid for Belt is odd. Josh Bell, with 800+ splits against both sides, is their first baseman. He can also play the outfield, but he is rated Pr at both corners. Is D.J. Shepard seriously planning to degrade his defense to upgrade his offense? Akron does need at least one outfielder, given the usage restrictions of Ronald Acuna. Maybe so.

If D.J. is targeting Belt, then perhaps we should just bite the bullet and bid on Gurriel. That would solve one pressing issue, and would give us a little more wriggle room in our budget. I really hate to give up on the dream of owning Belt, but we have had to sacrifice in several ways this winter. What's one more sacrifice?

January 11:

Dear Diary: Every single member of this league can just go ahead and suck an entire bag of dicks.

Maybe that's a little harsh, but I'm still reeling over what happened last night. Yuli Gurriel was sitting at $5 million for days. At some point late yesterday, the bidding went Type H. I mistakenly assumed that meant that teams were hesitant to go Type H on a 37-year-old first baseman -- and rightfully so! I have spent weeks agonizing over that decision myself.

I patiently waited until the final few seconds before 10:00, and submitted a bid of $7.5 million -- $1 million more than I had wanted to spend, but I figured it was better to be safe than sorry.

It still wasn't enough.

Evidently, I have wasted a great deal of time over the past several weeks crunching numbers, creating a budget, developing a strategy, scouring through scouting reports and age-curve analyses, and painstakingly creating multiple scenarios in which to spend the rest of my remaining cash. All this time, I wasted, when I could have just done what the rest of the league has evidently decided to do: throw as much money as possible at every single player in the auction, without any care in the world, and without any consideration whatsoever to the future.

Hey, maybe this is a blessing in disguise. Maybe we'll end up with a "bargain" price for Brandon Belt -- who was our #1 offensive target all along. Maybe we'll get him at such a discount that we'll have enough left over to sign Steven Matz and a decent reliever.

Maybe monkeys will begin flying out of my rectum at any given moment. You never know. Seems just as likely.

January 12:

This is it. The entire auction -- the entire season, perhaps -- comes down to this. I need three players in today's auction lot, and I have already placed my maximum bid on all three. Now I wait for the inevitable last-seconds sniping at 9:59:59 tonight. I have been told that my concept of having a budget and sticking with it is antiquated, and does not work in the real-time auction era. I'm okay with that.

As I type, I have the winning bids on Brandon Belt ($5.5M), Steven Matz ($5.5M), and Joe Kelly ($5M). I know these bids will not stand. My max bids for the three, in order, are $9.5M, $7M, and $5M. I cannot afford a penny more. If I win all three bids at the max, I will not have any money left to fill the holes at catcher and our middle infield.

That said, if I leave this auction with Ranger Suarez, Mark Canha, and Brandon Belt, I will consider this to be a great success. Those three, along with Matz, were players I identified as "must-haves" way back in November.

We are now at the mercy of the BDBL. D.J. Shepard has already reached out to me to confirm that he will not be raising the bid on Belt. I don't know if anyone else is in the market for a first baseman. The fact that Joey Votto went for just $5 million last night tells me no. In retrospect, perhaps I should have bid $5M on Votto myself, just to keep him away from our competition (or to force them into a Type H deal.) Oh, well. What's past is past.

January 13:

I am still recovering from the shock, so forgive me if I sound a little disconnected from reality. Did that just happen? Did we really just win THREE players on the final day of the auction? Two of them at salaries far below what we bid for them? Seriously?

After twelve days of angst and frustration and aggravation, we ended up with the players we targeted at the very beginning, before this all began: Ranger Suarez, Brandon Belt, and Steven Matz. We also got a full-time 1B/OF and a quality closer...and we still have money to spend!

This could not have worked out better.

Friday, January 7, 2022

Goodbye, Stephen Strasburg

On Friday the 13th, in June of 2008, the headline from the Salem Gazette blared "SALEM ACQUIRES FUTURE ACE!" Accompanying the headline was a story by a fanboy writer who boasted that the newly-acquired Stephen Strasburg's blazing fastball and pinpoint command were "a recipe for future stardom."

"We have had our eye on this kid since he made national headlines by striking out 23 batters in one game," proclaimed the team's handsome young 38-year-old GM. "There aren't too many pitchers in amateur baseball that you can point to and say, 'This guy is a franchise player,' but Stephen is definitely one of those guys...A guy like that comes along once in a decade."

Officially, the trade involved the Cowtippers dealing their #1 draft pick from the previous winter, Josh Vitters, along with a throw-in, to the Great Lakes Sphinx in exchange for Strasburg and a throw-in player. The two teams had agreed to that deal prior to the Chapter Four midseason farm draft, where Great Lakes held the #3 pick. Fortunately for Salem, both of the top two teams in that draft passed on Strasburg. In fact, only seven teams in the BDBL had listed Strasburg on their free agent form. Despite that apparent lack of interest, the backlash from the BDBL press corp was swift:

"Congrats, Mike," wrote Bobby Sylvester. "You've killed every ounce of happiness in my life."

"Can't get more lopsided than that," Jeff Paulson grumbled.

"You have got to be kidding me," Anthony Peburn whined. "Worst trade ever...This trade sucks, and there is no way Glander can rationalize it."

"I never even heard of the guy before last night," Mike Stein chimed in.

The lone voice begging for calmness and perspective came from, oddly enough, Tom DiStefano. "What's with all this bizarre hype?" he wrote. "The scouting reports are nice, but the reason for the big numbers is that he went to SD freaking State. In fact, having read some of the reports, I feel like I'm missing something. Is he even a starting pitcher?"

The rest, as they say, is history. Strasburg was selected with the first overall pick in the 2009 MLB amateur draft. He blazed through the minor leagues, and on June 8, 2010, he made his big league debut. It was among the most dominant debuts in MLB history. He tossed seven innings, and allowed two earned runs on no walks and fourteen strikeouts. He struck out every batter in the opposing Pittsburgh lineup at least once, whiffed the last seven batters he faced, and threw 34 of his 94 pitches at 98 miles per hour or faster.

With visions of future Cy Young awards dancing in the heads of Salem fans across the land, Strasburg's brilliant rookie season came to an abrupt end when he was removed from a game in July with a shoulder issue, and then was removed again in August -- this time with a torn UCL. Just like that, Strasburg's BDBL Hall of Fame career was put on hold for 12-to-18 months.

Stras made his BDBL debut in 2010, and posted an ERA that was nearly two runs higher (4.62) than the 2.91 ERA he flashed in his brief MLB debut. In 2010, he managed to rehab quickly enough that he earned five starts at the end of the MLB season. In the 2011 BDBL season, the Cowtippers made the most of those 25 innings, using him in relief, where he earned eight saves in twenty games, with a 1.79 ERA.

At long lost, Strasburg made his full-season BDBL debut in 2013, at age 24. He went 15-4 with a 3.65 ERA in 175 innings, with 222 strikeouts, earning three votes for the OL Cy Young award. At the end of that season, he was rewarded with the Salem Cowtippers' first franchise player designation. He signed an eight-year deal with the club that would take him through age 32. He followed that 2013 season with an even better performance in 2014: 16-7, 2.64 ERA in 201 innings, with 208 K's.

In 2015, Strasburg suffered through a strange season in which he allowed 37 home runs and posted a 4.01 ERA -- numbers that were nowhere near his MLB performance of 23 homers allowed and a 3.14 ERA.

Over the following two seasons, Strasburg dealt with one nagging injury after another, which limited his innings to just 139+ in 2016 and 157+ in 2017. His worst season came in 2017, when he posted a stunning 5.10 ERA in 157+ innings. Once again, his numbers that year paled in comparison to his MLB performance (3.60 ERA in 147+ IP.)

Strasburg's best season as a Cowtipper came in 2018, when he went 15-4, and posted a sparkling 2.26 ERA in 191+ innings, with 213 K's. He didn't earn a single first-place vote for Cy Young that year, as the award went nearly-unanimous to Chris Sale, but he did earn ten second-place votes and sixteen overall.

In Salem's championship year of 2019, Strasburg (10-7, 3.60 ERA in 140+ IP) did not play much of a role during the regular season. He did, however, contribute greatly in the Division and League Championship Series, allowing just two runs in seventeen innings. Although he posted a 4.96 ERA in the World Series, his crucial effort in Game Four helped to turn the tide of that series.

Strasburg's final two years under contract were his healthiest. He went 16-8 with a 3.85 ERA in 229 innings (285 K's) in 2020, and then went 15-12 with a 2.96 ERA in 201 innings (280 K's) last year. In a just and fair world, he would have ended his Salem career with a Cy Young award. The BDBL's voters are not just nor fair, so that award (for the second year in a row) went to the far-inferior Gerrit Cole instead. In the end, Strasburg received twelve votes, and was completely left off of the ballots of four voters who should hang their heads in shame for all eternity.

Given his injury status, we had no intention of bidding on Strasburg in the auction this year. With his salary now above $5 million, that hammers the final nail into that coffin. We say good-bye to Stephen Strasburg and thank him for all that he has done for the Salem franchise.

His BDBL Hall of Fame status is yet to be determined, but we feel he has a strong case for induction. He currently ranks #10 among starting pitchers in all-time lowest ERA. He ranks among the top-12 in lowest BA, OBP, and SLG. The one category he lacks is wins ("just" 125), which seems to be the only category some voters care about. Even so, he may not have the gaudy career total or a 20-win season on his resume, but his career winning percentage is over .600. If he does make it to the Hall, you can bet he'll be wearing that spotted cap.

Best of luck to Stephen, and thanks for the memories.